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Professor Sausages — Web & Documents

com.professorsausages/sausage-web

Read pages & files to text, news, weather, market holidays and timezones via x402.

Uptime
100.0%
2 direct probes · 30d
Response
104ms
last probe
Tools
12
callable
Resources
0
readable
Prompts
2
available
Primary URL
https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web

Tools · 12

find_data

Describe the data you need in plain language (e.g. 'Apple risk factors 2023', 'is this token a honeypot', 'is this email deliverable', 'read this page'). Searches this server's datasets first, then th…

pricing

Every endpoint this server fronts, with its exact per-call USD price (x402, USDC on Base) and a one-line summary, read live from the route table. Free.

request_data

The suggestion box: ask for data we don't have (a pre-2015 filing, an uncovered ticker, an unsupported chain, a whole dataset). Requests feed the nightly ingestion queue — filings are usually availabl…

read_url

Render a URL in a real headless browser (JavaScript executed) and return clean, LLM-ready markdown. Use this when fetch() gives you an empty shell or a bot wall. Paid: call without x_payment to receiv…

screenshot_url

Render a URL in a headless browser and return a PNG screenshot at the size you ask for. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call a…

pdf_extract

Extract any PDF up to 10 MB by URL. format='text' returns one clean plain-text string; format='json' returns a per-page text array plus document metadata. Parsed in-Worker, no upstream service. Paid: …

image_to_text

Transcribe an image to text (OCR) or describe it via a vision model — steerable with your own prompt. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign the…

news

Newest headlines from a deduped, tiered direct-feed pile (official press, wires and majors). Pass q to keyword-search the retained multi-day archive instead; category='ai' or 'crypto' return the high-…

weather

Current conditions for a named place or coordinate. view='forecast' returns the hourly series; view='alerts' returns active severe-weather alerts (US coverage). Paid: call without x_payment to receive…

holidays

Is a market open on a date, and why not if it isn't. view='next_session' finds the next open day; view='settle' computes a T+N settlement date skipping weekends and holidays; view='business_days' coun…

timezone

Current local time, UTC offset and DST state for an IANA zone. view='offset' answers at a specific instant; view='convert' moves a wall-clock time between two zones; view='business_hours' says whether…

icon_search

Semantic search across 12,900+ open-licensed icons (Lucide, Heroicons, Tabler, Feather, Simple Icons). Returns matches with the ids you can fetch as render-ready SVG. Paid: call without x_payment to r…

Prompts · 2

read-and-brief

Read a set of URLs properly (headless browser, JS executed) and brief me on them.

morning-brief

News, weather and whether the market is even open — the daily situational read.

How to use

Add to your Claude Desktop / Cursor / Cline MCP config:

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "professor_sausages_—_web_&_documents": {
      "url": "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web",
      "transport": "streamable-http"
    }
  }
}