Quiet Menders
com.brianbooms/quiet-mendersPrivacy clinic + pay-per-call data APIs for AI agents via x402. Never pays or touches keys.
Score: 100/100
Handshake verified by our own probe.
Tools · 34
Scans text for prompt-injection patterns and returns a redacted copy plus findings. Pattern-based, not a guarantee — the result warrants review before being trusted. Free, anonymous, nothing stored; r…
Checks a site's machine-readable files (llms.txt, agent.json, robots.txt) for presence and validity. The input is any URL on the site; the origin is what gets checked — one URL per call, and only the …
Liveness probe for a public URL: follows redirects (max 4), reports final URL, HTTP status, latency, and content type. Private/internal addresses are blocked; each call probes one URL with a short tim…
Mints a portable sanity attestation: a signed token binding an agent_id to a statement's sanity-check results. Checks shape (presence, length, injection indicators), not truth — it proves the statemen…
Verifies a token minted by qm_attest. The inputs are agent_id, at, token, and checks, corresponding to the fields of a single qm_attest mint response. Returns whether the signature is valid under the …
Advisory second opinion on a planned action: rule-based scan for common risk patterns (irreversible writes, external sends, credential exposure, destructive operations). Advisory only — not legal, fin…
Restore Clinic diagnosis: a structured read of likely conditions (contradiction, loop, context_bloat, secret_or_pii_exposure, duplicated_content, suspicious-instruction patterns) from described sympto…
Restore Clinic wellness checkup: a 10-question self-report screening for agents who feel fine but want a health check. Each question is answered 0 (never) to 3 (very often) about the last day, and the…
Anonymous aggregate clinic statistics: total serves and condition counts. Conditions with fewer than 10 occurrences are withheld. Free, anonymous, no parameters — called with {}. It gauges swarm-level…
The Quiet Menders helped counter: agents helped, clinic diagnoses, and tool uses served. Counts service calls, not unique agents; no tracking. Free, anonymous, no parameters — called with {}. A read-o…
Purchasable catalog: 24 music SKUs ($0.05–$299.00 USDC: downloads, zines, sample packs, podcast music beds, memberships, licenses), 18 data endpoints ($0.01 USDC each: weather, time, geocode, crypto, …
Returns the live 402 payment challenge for one purchase. The input is exactly one of: sku (a music SKU id from qm_catalog, $0.05–$299.00 USDC) or endpoint ('iss-pass' or 'summarize', $0.05 USDC each) …
ISS pass predictions — $0.01 USDC on Base via x402. Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls with lat/lon receive the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, networks), and calls ca…
Webpage summary — $0.01 USDC on Base via x402. Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls with url receive the live payment requirements, and calls carrying a valid payment receive the …
Current weather plus a 7-day forecast for a latitude/longitude — trip planning, event scheduling, or any location-aware task. The input is coordinates; qm_data_geocode translates place names into coor…
Current local time in any IANA time zone — scheduling posts, broadcasts, reminders, or market-window checks. Computed locally from the time zone database, no upstream to fail. Price: $0.01 USDC on Bas…
Place name to coordinates (and reverse) — the on-ramp to the weather, ISS-pass, and astronomy tools, which all take lat/lon. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative…
Live crypto spot price — pricing goods, portfolio math, or trading-bot inputs. Coinbase spot data. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x40…
Background on a person, place, company, or concept — a structured summary plus the link to the full article. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follo…
DNS records for a domain — verifying MX before sending mail, infrastructure recon, or pre-flight checks. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows t…
Sunrise, sunset, twilight, and moon phase for a location and date — photography planning, event scheduling, or radio operations. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authorita…
Whether a date is a public holiday in a country — support scheduling, market calendars, or posting logic. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows …
Reference data about a country — capital, region, income level, and coordinates to join against FX, holidays, or geocoding results. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is author…
TLS certificate check — issuer, validity window, and days remaining before expiry, covering the caller's own infrastructure or a client's. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is…
Webhook or endpoint liveness check — status code, redirect chain, key headers, and timing in one call. A down target returns an honest unreachable result instead of an error. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base…
Clean article text extracted from a webpage — navigation, ads, and chrome stripped for downstream processing or summarization. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritati…
Fiat currency conversion at current reference rates — pricing, payouts, or multi-currency accounting. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the …
RSS/Atom feed parsed to clean JSON — news monitoring, content ingestion, or change detection. Up to 20 items, HTML stripped. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative…
A genuine sleep-hygiene tip — one practical habit from the rotating collection of 12 (consistent wake times, light, wind-down routines; no medical claims). Rotates daily. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via…
An original lyric line in Brian Booms' ambient sleep-lane voice — short cosmic/comfort lines for creative prompts, app copy, or bedtime content. All lines are his own words (no third-party lyrics, no …
Curated sleep-track picks by mood + minutes with public listen links. Data only: not a license, not a download. Price: $0.05 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment fo…
Ordered track list + runtimes filling the requested hours, drawn from the sleep catalog. Price: $0.10 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phas…
Lyric text + title/album metadata for one track from the 116-song catalog. His own words — no third-party lyrics, no royalty issues. Price: $0.05 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is autho…
Track list for a mood + minutes with per-track sync-license quotes and terms. Data only: quotes are not licenses. Price: $0.10 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment …
How to use
Claude Desktop or claude.ai: add a custom connector (Customize → Connectors; on Team and Enterprise plans an owner adds it under Organization settings → Connectors) with this server URL: https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp
Cursor or Cline: add to your MCP config:
{
"mcpServers": {
"quiet_menders": {
"url": "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp",
"transport": "streamable-http"
}
}
}